||[17 Jul 2006|09:07am]
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. I HAVENT USED THIS JOURNAL IN 56 FUCKING WEEKS AND YOU STILL HAVE IT ON YOUR LIST? TOO BAD YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO SEE THAT I GOT A NEW JOURNAL AND POSTED THE FUCKING LINK TO IT, YOU FLAMING PILES OF SHIT.
||[22 Mar 2005|01:49am]
want to be added?
Tired of FRIENDS ONLY journals? Tell someone who cares.
If you fall into any of the following categories, you will not be added:
1. You type like you're having a motherfuckin seizure. No. Not going to happen. I went to school and college and I don't associate myself with morons. Kay? Thanks.
2. You post 5 billion memes, surveys, and quizzes a day. Please, get a life. And don't flood my fucking journal with fucking invites to lameass rating communities, because not only will i BAN you, but I will find you and gut you, k?
3. All you write is what you ate for breakfast, or your yeast infection. OR HOW MUCH OF A DICK YOUR CHEMISTRY TEACHER IS. as if anybody fucking cares. I know I don't. :)
4. YOU POST ABOUT DEPRESSION, SUICIDE, EATING DISORDERS, HOW SHITTY LIFE IS, YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND WHO NEGLECTS YOU/YOU LOVE SOOOOoOooOoOo MUCH, ETC ETC ETC. NO OBSESSIVE SHITBAGS.
5. You can't handle the fact that I'm not going to be your best friend...you just don't know how much I don't give a fuck.
6. Tell me where you found my journallllllll. I hate wondering "who the fuck is this!?!?!?" when we have no mutual friends or mutual communities. Don't be a fuckin' stranger. I'm nice.
7. If you're under 18...don't add me. I make veryyy few exceptions. Don't be scared.
8. You're obsessed with either:
a. Paris Hilton.
b. Lindsay Lohan
c. Hillary Duff
d. Nicole Ritchie
e. Olsen Cokesluts
And if you do get added..
prepare yourself for a good story.